Bill Maher Quotes
Quotes
Comedians“I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.”
Bill MaherQuotes
Comedians“My personal savior is common sense. And as far as God goes, I prefer to believe in one that would want me to use the excellent brain he gave us all.”
Bill MaherQuotes
Comedians“And the more comedians there were, the more the bargaining power of each descended.”
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Comedians“ It was difficult, in fact, even to measure maturity among comedians by any of the usual societal yardsticks; certainly, age was not a factor. ”
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Comedians“ My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect you to protect my money? Because you're a bank. ”
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Comedians“ If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone. ”
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Comedians“ The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people. ”
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Comedians“ The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority. ”
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Comedians“ Before I die, could someone make one more movie I want to go see? ”
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Comedians“ You can't criticize a governor for not hiring black people for his cabinet when his state has no black people. ”
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Comedians“ Be honest: It's not a religion; it's just an excuse for a bake sale. ”
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Comedians“ Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It's not their field. It's like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. ”
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Comedians“ As for the shows, he had suffered only a bit less horribly than the crowds who had had to watch him that weekend-watch him die four slow, painful deaths. ”
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Comedians“ I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally. ”
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Comedians“ Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is precisely not that. ”
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Comedians“ The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality. ”
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