bobby heenan

“ I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair. ”

“ I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. ”

“ Whoa! You know, I can flash back to when I used to use that move! ”

“ Now remember this: When a man sticks his hand out to you, you shake it. Then kick him really hard when hes not looking. ”

“ There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western. ”

“ Ya listen to me, you'll go to the top! You don't listen to me, you're never heard from again! ”

“ I guess the rodeo's in town again. ”

“ Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it. ”

“ He's the only man who can hide his own Easter eggs. ”

“ You had 700,000 votes to get into the Hall of Fame. You'd have had a lot more, but you ran out of stamps. ”