charles schulz

“ Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. ”

“ Happiness is a warm puppy. ”

“ All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ”

“ Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. ”

“ Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock, and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. ”

“ Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults. ”

“ Try not to have a good time...this was supposed to be educational. ”

“ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ”

“ Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?' ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, 'We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay'. ”

“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. ”