charlie kelly

“ Oh My God! I will smash your face into -into a jelly. ”

“ Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that. ”

“ Well, I'm the bad guy then. ”

“ If animals have taught me anything, It's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road. ”

“ All right look at this, sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet. ”

“ Look at the door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there? ”

“ I'll take that advice under cooperation, alright? Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor. ”

“ I'm cracking eggs of wisdom. ”

“ Of course there's gonna be an explosion. You think I'm not gonna explode? ”

“ Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and the various other lawerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this-real estate wise-they're very complex. ”