claptrap

“ From one artificial intelligence to another, I appreciate your respect and oh god you're so wonderful, can we get robot married? ”

“ I love you. What? Who said that? I didnt say anything. ”

“ Well, I think that about wraps it up. Thanks for -- thanks for comin' to my party, minion. It, uh...looks like I bought way too much pizza. Take some home if you want! ”

“ Together, we shall free Pandora! I will lead you into battle! I will destroy Handsome Jack with my bare hands! I will... Stairs!? NOOOOO! ”

“ Ooh are you collecting Bullymong fur? I love that stuff! Its soft, warm, and really good at absorbing robot tears! Once youre done collecting all the fur, why don't you bring it to me instead of Hammerlock? ”

“ Take your time, minion. Standing on immobile platforms is one of my top three favorite pastimes! Right behind dancing and crying. ”

“ This place is filled with nothing but murderers and jerkbags, like that Hammerlock dude! ”

“ Boom Boom was the first lieutenant on Flynt's ship. Real nice guy, if you don't mind being tortured every time he's drunk, which is always. ”

“ Ya know when there was that Vault monster scare? I had these friends, and boy times sure were scary! But, I didn't care because I had friends, and they were like... super-friends! And then they left me, but they saved the world and I was like 'I know those guys!' ”

“ Got my eye? Great! Now we just gotta find someone to put it back into me. Much as Im sure youd like to jam your fist into my skull, optic surgery is best left for professionals. ”