cookie monster

“ Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in. ”

“ This blue shirt I have is for all intents and purposes a similar shading as my pants, and looking all-blue is something just cookie monster can draw off. ”

“ It da best holiday ever! Cheerful #NATIONALCOOKIEDAY to all me friends be that as it may, above all, To me! Om nom! ”

“ Today me will live in the moment, unless its unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie. ”

“ I do my best to avoid dairy, particularly frozen yogurt. Ive turned into a cookie monster at whatever point I need to mess around and eat something modest. ”

“ A year ago Telly spruced up as cookie for Halloween. I pursued him 6 squares till I understood it was simply ensemble! ”

“ No! No! Cookies! Sorry, Cookie. Me cannot eat you ever... Say you talking, Cookie?... You crying, Cookie?...Hmmm. Well, Maybe sometime a cookie. ”

“ Me lost me cookie at the disco. ”

“ I always like to eat bacon and X. ”

“ Oh! No, no, no, no! Never eat cookies again. No! From now on, Me eat carrots. Yeah! And fish. And whole wheat bread. ”