dale gribble

“ By now, your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe, and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as... 'the Beast'. ”

“ If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry! ”

“ Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you. ”

“ Hank, it sounds like you did everything right except giving away my kidney. And since I traded it for a bunch of kiddie toys, I guess we both let me down. ”

“ You have bully-ragged this production and stifled my creativity from Day One. It is now Day Two. I quit! ”

“ My name is Shackleford, Rusty Shackleford. ”

“ Booooo! I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist, peddling influence! Who wants candy? ”

“ Computers have already beaten the communists at chess. Next thing you know, they'll be beating humans. ”

“ Hank, I can see your house from up here. ”

“ I thought we agreed to never discuss the horrors we saw on the killing fields of the Family Fun Center. ”