dave strider

“ But in situations like this, I think you need to remind yourself there's only so much you can do for somebody. ”

“ You two have always been like this scheming giggling enigma huddled together in peapod for hella self-tickled murderdorks. ”

“ Oh hell! That is such a coincidence. I just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet. It is like...Christmas up in here. ”

“ Why do you even bother with this stupid charade. ”

“ Did you try to draw shades on his face and miss what even the point is? He's already wearing shades. ”

“ Maybe they aren't going to want or need your help, and you just have to figure out how to deal with that. ”

“ Couldn't for the life of me figure out what you've been getting up to on that meteor. ”

“ You would still be all coy, like Is it a date or isn't it? Hmm, who can really say for sure? ”

“ Don't worry, miss. You have a Strider now; everything'll be just fine. ”

“ Like, at some point in your life, one of your friends might start spending all her time with a guy you think is bad news. ”