Eric Cartman Quotes
Quotes
Fictional Characters“In ' The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical camel, which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it. I give it B-minus.”
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Fictional Characters“...this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.”
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Fictional Characters“Speak to me, Helen. Let me be your voice...channel your spirit through me!”
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Fictional Characters“ It's an Afganistan goat, so it can't stay here ”
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Fictional Characters“ Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were fat, but grew into their bodies when they got older. ”
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Fictional Characters“ I've had to ride my bike here, my behind is killing me. ”
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Fictional Characters“ The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. ”
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Fictional Characters“ They're not people! They're hippies! ”
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Fictional Characters“ Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Ohhh, the tears immeasurable sadness! Yummy, You Guys. ”
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Fictional Characters“ All I think about is the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle...I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything? ”
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Fictional Characters“ No dude, independent films are that black-and-white hippie movie. ”
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Fictional Characters“ Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk? ”
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Fictional Characters“ Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman. ”
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Fictional Characters“ Do you know what love is Scott? I'll tell you one thing, it's not the happy ending that Disney movies promised us. There's no 'happily ever after'. There's just work and anger and pain and more work, and then, every once in a while, a little bit of fun. ”
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Fictional Characters“ Respect My Authoritah. ”
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Fictional Characters“ If you had the chance to go back right now and stop Hitler, Wouldn't you do it? ”
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