gilda radner

“ I wanted a perfect ending. Now Ive learned, the hard way, that some poems dont rhyme, and some stories dont have a clear beginning, middle, and end. ”

“ Im not really an impersonator. ”

“ I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive. ”

“ Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. ”

“ ... every time I got disappointed Id remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldnt cry over spilt milk cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up to you just walk over it and start crying, theyre gonna put you on lithium. ”

“ I can always be distracted by love. ”

“ I base most of my fashion taste on what doesnt itch. ”

“ There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself. ”

“ Id much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and theyre the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ”

“ [Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. Its huge and scary-its an act of infinite optimism. ”