hades

“ You play nice with it, and darkness will be your best friend. But if you go and get all self-conscious and refuse to face it, the darkness will run over you like a debutante at a toga sale. And then where are you? ”

“ You've got a very important match today, against, um... the bloodthirsty Hydra! I mean, if you don't stick around, who knows what kind of ”

“ Oh, right, there was one rule I forgot: Accidents happen. ”

“ Problem: Zeus locked it tight. ”

“ Did you forget who you're talking to? I am the Lord of the Dead! ”

“ I mean, believe me, if anybody knows conquering, I know conquering. ”

“ Sailing right to where I left... Eh, no biggie. Nice work, boys! ”

“ Lemme guess, you're trying to put the kibosh on the darkness inside you. Am I right? Of course I'm right. ”

“ I'll be right there to guide you every step of the way. I'm kinda what you'd call an expert in the art of darkness. Oh, decide fast. This is a limited-time offer. ”

“ Looks like you oversold yourself, Cloud. All you did was wear him down. This doesn't look good for your performance rating. ”