jenna marbles

“ You gotta stop forcing relationships. If someone doesnt want to be with you, just be like, ”

“ Teenage girl me always wanted a perm. ”

“ As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you. ”

“ Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices. ”

“ When it comes over me, it just comes over me and I'm like I'm doing my hair today. Now. ”

“ I just wanted you to know that when I die and then maybe if you die we would have a ghost party... ”

“ Theres no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion. ”

“ Let's be at home and make bad decisions. ”

“ I'm Jenna, I'm 30, and I'm here to perm my hair. ”

“ You smell better than a stale fart on an airplane. ”