Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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Actors“I had glasses when I was 10 years old... Somebody puts something on your face at 10, you leave it there; you don't know the difference!”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“A comedian is basically a very aggressive thing to do.”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ When men are growing up and reading about Batman, Spiderman, and Superman, these are not fantasies, these are options. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houseslike theyre trophies. What do you need it for after you read it? ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ It's very important for human beings to feel they are popular and well-liked among a large group of people that they have no interest in. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ You know the message youre sending out to the world with sweatpants? Youre telling the world: ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ The other day I was watching women in a department store looking at clothes, and I noticed women don't try on the clothes, they get behind the clothes. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ The reactions of audiences are interesting. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ The real motivation of bein' a comedian is if you really love the sound of a laugh. And if you love that, you will never want to stop. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ Thats the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ There are many things we can point to as proof that the human being is not smart. ”
Jerry SeinfeldQuotes
Actors“ The whole supermarket itself is designed to break down your sense of having any life. It's like a casino: there's no clocks, no windows, no easily-accessible exits. ”
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