jim halpert

“ Even if I didnt love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupidwonderfulboringamazing job. ”

“ I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans. ”

“ You could watch yourself fall in love, watch yourself become a husband, become a father. You guys gave that to me. And thatsan amazing gift. ”

“ And I bet you don't think I care enough about this job to actually fight back, but you're wrong, because I do, and I will. ”

“ I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. I dont think any of them actually know my real name. ”

“ I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. ”

“ My job is to speak to clients on the phone about uh, quantities and type of copier paper. ”

“ And I know for over 12 years Ive done nothing but trick and prank him but tonightonly good surprises. 'Guten Pranken'. ”

“ I think its time for you to bury the hatchet. ”

“ Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know I have no future here. ”