john madden

“ With all his tumid boasts, he's like the sword-fish, who only wears his weapon in his mouth. ”

“ If the quarterback throws the ball in the end zone and the wide receiver catches it, it's a touchdown. ”

“ If you think about it, I've never held a job in my life. I went from being an NFL player to a coach to a broadcaster. I haven't worked a day in my life. ”

“ These muscles won't propel our cars yet, but they could operate the windows and door locks in fuel cell vehicles, or could serve as replaceable artificial muscles in life like robots. ”

“ If you go back to the history of the 'Madden' game, I was probably on the cover of it half the time. So if I was to believe there was a curse, I would also have to believe I'd been cursed. And I've never had that feeling. ”

“ I think comparisons are odious. ”

“ I never watched TV because I was always doing a game. ”

“ Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. ”

“ Brent Musburger and those guys could sit and watch every game and know the scores. And I was amazed and said, I'd like to have something like that someday. ”

“ Heres a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time. ”