Johnny Carson Quotes
Quotes
Actors“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
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Actors“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
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Actors“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
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Actors“ People will pay more to be entertained than to be educated. ”
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Actors“ Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples. ”
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Actors“ Only lie about the future. ”
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Actors“ The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. ”
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Actors“ Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented. ”
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Actors“ Just be yourself, it's the only way it can work. ”
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Actors“ Find me any performer who is not egocentric. ”
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Actors“ If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover spam. ”
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Actors“ Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college. ”
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Actors“ Desire! That's the one secret of every man's career. Not education. Not being born with hidden talents. Desire. ”
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Actors“ Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year - and then discover once a year is way too often. ”
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Actors“ If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. ”
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Actors“ Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday. ”
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