larry david

“ I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. ”

“ Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man--there's your diamond in the rough. ”

“ It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. ”

“ I don't like to make a big splash anyway. ”

“ I have reservations about everything I do. ”

“ Im trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. ”

“ A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. ”

“ I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' ”

“ I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. ”

“ Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. ”