Lenny Bruce Quotes
Quotes
Comedians“Communism is like one big phone company.”
Lenny BruceQuotes
Comedians“The 'What should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'What should be,' there is only what is.”
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Comedians“I wont say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What Im going to be if I grow up.”
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Comedians“ Theres a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Cant make any bread helping the poor. ”
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Comedians“ I am influenced by every second of my waking hour. ”
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Comedians“ What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. ”
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Comedians“ You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable... nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor. ”
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Comedians“ Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. ”
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Comedians“ The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. ”
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Comedians“ TV is just advertising for your live gig, so Im playing whichever show is gonna get me the biggest crowd. ”
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Comedians“ Every group needs a comedian. ”
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Comedians“ I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. ”
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Comedians“ My only challenge was to tell my truth, man figure out what I had to say. ”
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Comedians“ Guys are like dogs. They keep comin back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. ”
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Comedians“ I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day. ”
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Comedians“ The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals. ”
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