Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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People“When my love comes back from the ladies' room, will I be too old to care?”
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People“Life,' he wrote, 'I do love that word.'”
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People“I am not about to say that what I put in my body has nothing whatsoever to do with my health, but I suddenly am surrounded by a world of health experts, and it gets tiresome.”
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People“ Chilli dawgs always bark at night. ”
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People“ I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions. ”
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People“ I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?' ”
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People“ Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ”
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People“ I am convinced ginger ale can heal the sick and raise the dead. ”
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People“ Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn. ”
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People“ There is no such thing as being too Southern. ”
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People“ I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. ”
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People“ Real estate agents are God's plague on mankind when locusts are out of season. ”
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People“ The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. ”
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People“ A lot of people wont listen to old men. A lot of people are stupid. ”
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People“ Things are more complex today, and I think humor has changed a great deal. People are more sensitive today. ”
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People“ It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ”
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