Linda Belcher Quotes
Quotes
TV Shows“No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits.”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“Dont you tell me not to have a crap attack! Ill have a crap attack any time I want!”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“I kinda close my eyes and an image appears in my brain.”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw me in Tom Selleck's face. ”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ People are always more fun when theyre drunk! ”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, its probably their wieners. ”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ Ive only had half of four bottles of wine. ”
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TV Shows“ Both. Your father is a very moist sleeper. ”
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TV Shows“ I was going to punch you, but Im holding wine. ”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; youre father and son! Youre supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isnt the Bible! ”
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TV Shows“ We all need to think about the end. ”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ Tammy can go sit in syrup. Let the bees get her. ”
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TV Shows“ Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. Id kill myself! ”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ You dont want to mess with my sister. Shell wear down your self-esteem over a period of years. ”
Linda BelcherQuotes
TV Shows“ Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun! ”
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TV Shows“ I love showers and mornings and bologna and turtles and wine! ”
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