Michael Scott Quotes
Quotes
TV Shows“So Phyllis is basically saying, 'Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help out the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth.' I gave Ryan an iPod.”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“I can't do this! This is pathetic, isn't it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this? I have egg in my Crocs.”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“Movie Monday! The only cure I know for the Monday blues is Varsity Blues!”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Hi, Jan! Hope you brought the Milk Duds! ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ To Oscar Martinez, it's the 'Show Me the Money' award! Yeah! ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates! ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ You know what they say? Fool me once, strike one but fool me twice, strike three. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh because it's nature. Educational. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok? Why don't you just go away? ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown. ”
Michael ScottQuotes
TV Shows“ Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one. ”
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