Ned Flanders Quotes
Quotes
Cartoons & Animation“No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Then I remember what it was like to have a sweet woman of my own, lying in a twin bed across the hall from mine.”
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Cartoons & Animation“Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Cause I just caught me a flyin red hot! Bart Simpson? ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna! ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Can I make my famous mimosa? A little sparkling water in a glass full of regular water? ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Homer, you've met my parents. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh? ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Homer, God didnt set your house on fire. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Yeah, when they made him, they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Homer, I can't believe you're partaking with my parents. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ I'm afraid my Maudie is putting plastic on the clouds now. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen. ”
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Cartoons & Animation“ Call me Delta Airlines, because I cant handle all your extra baggage. ”
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