32 New Years Puns That Are Eve-larious

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New Year is a celebration that happens across the globe to mark the beginning of the new calendar year and is often recognized with parties, fireworks and friends and family coming together.

It is usually a happy occasion where people remember moments from the year just gone and talk about what they are looking forward to and hope to achieve in the upcoming twelve months. As a way to add to the fun of the occasion, we have put together a list of hilarious single line jokes for kids that will be great for telling others on December 31st.

These funny one-liners are great for sharing a giggle with friends and family on December 31st:

1.An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year's Eve. One was charged and the other was let off.

2.I'll remember 2020 like it was yesterday.

3.6 was afraid of 9 because 9,8,7.....

4.Just before the clock strikes midnight, make sure to lift your left leg because you’ll want to start the New Year on the right foot.

5.Birds always fly south for New Year's Eve because it's too far to walk.

6.Moo Year's Eve is a cow's favorite day of the year.

7.You should always put your new calendar in the freezer to start off the new year in a cool way!

8.If you want to do Math on New Year's Eve you should go to Times Square.

9.Fireworks always start the New Year off with a bang.

10.New Year? I just got used to this last one!

11.A man stole a calendar on New Year's Eve. He got 12 months!

12.When the clock strikes midnight bunnies wish each other a 'Hoppy New Year!'

13.On 31 December my friend Stephen insists on being called New Year's Steve.

14.At midnight on 31 December, farmers give their wives hogs and kisses.

These tasty jokes combine New Year and food for guaranteed laughs:

15.When bread celebrates New Years it always makes a toast.

16.The girl sprinkled sugar on her pillow on 31 December because she wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.

17.I'm going to order a pizza ten minutes before midnight so that when it arrives I can say, "I ordered this a year ago".

18.At the New Year's buffet, always avoid eating the firecrackers.

19.As midnight struck the salad said 'lettuce celebrate the New Year!'

20.A bottle of tomato sauce and a hotdog met at a New Year's party. At the end of the night, one said 'we will have to ketchup soon' so the other replied 'yeah, it was nice to meat you!'

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These one-liners are sure to raise a smile on 1 January:

21.A caterpillar spent New Year's Day turning over a new leaf.

22.A corn’s favorite holiday is New Ear’s Day.

23.I saw a ghost on 1 January. It wished me a Happy Boo Year.

24.On 1 January farmers start growing New Year’s hay.

25.I can't wait until New Year's Day 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

New Year's resolutions are when you decide to try something new or make a change in the following year so maybe one of your resolutions could be to share these jokes with your friends and family?

26.A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

27.My New Year's resolution is 1080p.

28.My resolution this year is to read more so I'm going to put subtitles on the TV.

29.2020 went by in a blur. My resolution must have been too low.

30.My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate but I will wait until tomorrow to start.

31.My New Year revolution is to never use autocorrect again.

32.My New Year's resolution is to break all my resolutions. That way I succeed at something!