30+ Pauly Shore Quotes From The American Actor & Comedian

When Pauly Shore was 17, he started his career as a stand-up comedian.

In 1989, Pauly Shore became an MTV VJ. Later this led to a starring role in the film 'Encino Man' in 1992, his major hit comedy.

Inspired by his parent's comedy and show business, a 17-year-old Shore created his stand-up debut at the stray restaurant in Culver town. Pauly Shore's massive break came as an on-air MTV VJ, a footing he commands from 1989 to 1994. At the peak of his MTV fame, Shore had his own show, 'Totally Pauly', serving as a number on MTV's annual respite parties.

The success of the film 'Encino Man' propelled Pauly Shore to star in further films, albeit progressively less successful: 'Son in Law' (1993), 'Jury Duty' (1995), 'In the Army Now' (1994), and 'Bio-Dome' (1996). All five films received sharply negative reviews, with the last three every holding a rating below 10%. Even with many negative ratings, Pauly Shore advanced his career without worries, and in 2003, he got the best review in his career of the show 'Pauly Shore Is Dead'. People remember that Pauly's famous catchphrase was from his alter-ego, The Weasel, that went "Hey, BU-DDY." A famous line that Pauly Shore also says in 'Son In Law' is "I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you." These are just s few of the great Pauly Shore quotes.

Pauly Shore has left us a lot of inspiring quotes from his career as an actor and a comedian. Let's look at the best Pauly Shore quotes from his career. If you like these, you should also read our Steve martin quotes and Louis C. K. quotes.

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Here are some best Pauly Shore movie quotes.

1. "Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing."

- Pauly Shore.

2. "People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money."

- Pauly Shore.

3. "Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living."

- Pauly Shore.

4. "That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money."

- Pauly Shore.

5. "Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer."

- Pauly Shore.

6. "My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic."

- Pauly Shore.

7. "Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?"

- Pauly Shore.

8. "Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me."

- Pauly Shore.

9. "Even at my peak, I never went too over the top."

- Pauly Shore.

Here are some Pauly Shore buddy quotes from the 1992 movie 'Encino Man'. Check out these great Pauly Shore quotes!

10. "If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so don't tax my gig so hard-core cruster."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

11. "The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

12. "I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

13. "Far too much responsibility for me, anyway, I'm already popular!"

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

14. "Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

15. "Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

16. "Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

17. "I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

18. "Hey, you had a history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man."

- Stoney, 'Encino Man'.

Here are some Pauly Shore quotes from the movie 'Son In Law'.

19. "Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on."

- Crawl, 'Son In Law'.

20. "My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?"

- Crawl, 'Son In Law'.

21. "Chickens You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?"

- Crawl, 'Son In Law'.

22. "Old McWalter had a farm and on that farm, he had a kid with squishy, puffy cheeks."

- Crawl, 'Son In Law'.

23. "You're too late. Yeah, a couple of weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me."

- Crawl, 'Son In Law'.

24. "It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion."

- Crawl, 'Son In Law'.

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25. "I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff."

- Pauly Shore.

26. "I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me."

- Pauly Shore.

27. "My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers."

- Pauly Shore.

28. "I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?"

- Pauly Shore.

29. "The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me."

- Pauly Shore.

30. "I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time."

- Pauly Shore.

31. "I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at my peak, I never went too over the top."

- Pauly Shore.

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