perd hapley

“ Welcome to 'Ya' Heard? With Perd'. I'm Perd Hapley, the Perd I mentioned a second ago when I was telling you the name of my show. Now, here today are two people who are also my guests. Leslie Knope from the Department of the Interior and Congressman Ben Wyatt. ”

“ There is a thing such as journalistic integrity which I have as a journalist as with integrity. ”

“ A slogan is a series of words that have a meaning. ”

“ Well, it's something I've been thinking about my whole life. What's this bird doing here? ”

“ Issue number one is the first issue we're going to talk about. ”

“ Well, the story of my interest level is: Its medium. ”

“ The story of this next dance is that it's called 'The Worm'. ”

“ Well, the story of that appeal is, it was heartfelt. And in response to that appeal, I respond: Ok. ”

“ I'm Perd Hapley, and I just realized that I'm not holding my microphone. ”

“ Now it's time to move onto our next segment which is a commercial. ”