Ralph Wiggum Quotes
Quotes
Cartoons & Animation“That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“All of my friends have birthdays this year!”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph.”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ I drink blue juice from under the sink! ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ And when the doctor said I didnt have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ Fireworks make my ears yell! ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ It tastes likeburning. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ Why do people run away from me? ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ In 50 years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ And the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy, and that's why it was the best summer ever. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey. ”
Ralph WiggumQuotes
Cartoons & Animation“ Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited. Yay! My turn is over! ”
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