rocket raccoon

“ Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please. ”

“ He's gonna wake up tomorrow... and he's not gonna know... where his eye is! Ha-ha-ha! ”

“ I'll tell you all something I've learned over the years with my friends. You can save the galaxy and take down scores. You can save millions of people by killing a few bad ones. ”

“ Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot. ”

“ Whoa! Whoa. There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas... or even a violent one where I'm standing over there. ”

“ I'm not packin' enough laser-power to drive that automaton back to its own territory! Time for a new strategy! Running! ”

“ ... you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. ”

“ Groot says his new weird plant thing doesn't know where the stones are, but he knows we're not the only ones looking. ”

“ Come on. You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. Now Im teaching her a lesson! ”

“ Thats for when things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. ”