ross geller

“ I guess things were just going too well for me. ”

“ Im Dr. Monkey! Im not arguing with that. ”

“ I dont know. Its got all this stuff about wind and treesand there is some sacred pool in it. I dont really get it. But shes pretty upset about it. ”

“ Im a terrible father. ”

“ No, see, now I cant, because, uh Im feeling too self-conscious. ”

“ That was funny. Painfully funny. No, wait. Just painful. ”

“ Im the Holiday Armadillo! ”

“ Pivot! ”

“ Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. ”

“ Meat on a dessert? That is not possible. ”