Stuart Smalley Quotes
Quotes
Fictional Characters“I don't know what I'm doing. They're gonna cancel the show. I'm gonna die homeless and penniless and twenty pounds overweight and no one will ever love me.”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“When it comes to partying, no one gets down like people in recovery.”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“Pee-wee Herman: There but for the grace of God go I. I have to admit, it's not my best show.. but that's o-kay.”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ As we say in program: progress, not perfection. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ Listen to me. I'm should-ing all over myself. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ So, basically, the strategy is: you get me to lie because if I don't, everyone goes to jail for perjury? ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ I am a human being, not a human doing. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ Labels disable. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ As they say in Al-Anon: Trace it. Face it. And Erase it. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ I am a worthy human being. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ You need a checkup from the neck-up. ”
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Fictional Characters“ Compare and despair. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ I'm in a shame spiral. ”
Stuart SmalleyQuotes
Fictional Characters“ I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. ”
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Fictional Characters“ You're should-ing all over yourself. ”
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