Tobias Funke Quotes
Quotes
Fictional Characters“Ah, the clumsy adolescence. It's a phase we've all been through. Except for me. I was like a cat.”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“Don't leave your uncle T-Bag hanging.”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ Oh boy, I got some looks on the bus cause of this! ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ OH MY GOD, THEY'RE HAVING A FIRE...Sale. ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ And these romantic gestures are possibly why people think I'm a homosexual. ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Or the O.C. disorder. ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can. ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ If you bring our little girl's grades up, I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ I'm afraid it's merely a cloaking agent from a sadly blunderous afternoon. ”
Tobias FunkeQuotes
Fictional Characters“ Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9 ”
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Fictional Characters“ I'm afraid I just blue myself. ”
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Fictional Characters“ And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul ”
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Fictional Characters“ For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out can I walk free of pain. ”
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Fictional Characters“ Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over an analyst and a therapist. ”
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