Tv Shows Quotes
Go behind the scenes of the silver screen and browse quotes from all your favorite TV shows.
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TV Shows“I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.”
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TV Shows“If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.”
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TV Shows“Hey Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. You're not talented. Well...right back at ya Darryl.”
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TV Shows“ I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately...or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job, which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at. ”
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TV Shows“ The male is a funny species. We don't just tell each other how we feel. ”
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TV Shows“ A word of advice, speaking as a former baby. Don't get too hung up on baby names. ”
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TV Shows“ Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral and guess what? Nobody came. ”
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TV Shows“ I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the a capella group ”
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TV Shows“ Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair. ”
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TV Shows“ Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes. ”
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TV Shows“ I went to Cornell. You ever heard of it? ”
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TV Shows“ I get super flexible when I'm nervous. ”
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TV Shows“ I guess I don't have what it takes to be a film critic. I could be a food critic...these muffins taste bad. Or maybe an art critic...that painting is...bad. ”
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TV Shows“ Steer clear, Big Tuna. Head for open waters. ”
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TV Shows“ You are a critical part of this seminar. You're the charming warm-up guy. If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche. ”
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TV Shows“ In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway got a 1220. ”
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