tyrion lannister

“ We still have to take Kings Landing. Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That would solve our problems. ”

“ What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade? ”

“ Death is so final, whereas life... ah, life is full of possibilities. ”

“ You look a lot better brooding than I do. You make me feel I'm failing at brooding over failing. ”

“ Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine. I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother. ”

“ If it werent for you, I wouldnt have survived my childhood. You were the only one who didnt treat me like a monster. ”

“ What unites people?... Stories. There's nothing more powerful in the world than a good story. ”

“ Its hard to put a leash on a dog once youve put a crown on its head. ”

“ We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king! ”

“ They say I'm half a man, well what does that make the lot of you? ”